You might be the mom of a boy...

...if a piece of sports equipment falls out every time you open a car door.

...if you have ever opened your refrigerator and found a Tonka truck (and trailer) parked on the bottom shelf.

...if while cleaning your house, you find at least five baseballs, four Matchbox cars, three footballs, two swords, one soccer ball, and only God knows how many NERF darts.

...if your roll of Saran wrap has ever been used to swing at a baseball.

...if you have a 12-year-old who does not consistently brush teeth without numerous reminders (in my experience, girls at this age are actually concerned about yellow teeth and bad breath).

...if wrestling is a daily occurrence.

Please feel free to add to the list.

My two wonderful boys...